MTV Casting: Tool Academy 2010
September 9, 2009 by Jami
Filed under Carinae Corner, Castings, Paid Casting Calls
TOOL ACADEMY – Class of 10′
The prestigious academy is currently enrolling a limited number of “select” attendees.
Enrollment into the Academy will be by secret female recommendation only: we are
bound together by our word and secrecy in a sorority of sisterhood.
Ladies, are you sick and tired of a boyfriend or husband who just won’t grow
up? Are you fed up with a man who doesn’t give you what you deserve?
They are “TOOLS”: a new generation of preening, self-satisfied men who feel
the greatest gift they can bestow upon on a woman is themselves. The
irony is, they are the worst partners EVER! Yet we still love them,
stay with them, and even marry them! They’re late to pick you up.
They spend more on their spray-on tan than on an anniversary gift.
They’re selfish lovers. They won’t think twice about hitting on your best friend.
These eternal frat boys put themselves first, their posse second and you last.
These self-obsessed bad boys need help. They just don’t know it yet. But you
do. And so do we! Tool Academy was built with you in mind! Don’t tell
them… tell us! Now’s your chance to make Mr. Right!
Apply now at www.toolacademycasting.com
We are secretly taking America’s worst boyfriends and husbands and turning them into Mr. Right. Help us help you!
VH1, 495 Productions and Doron Ofir Casting is seeking fed-up, frustrated
girlfriends, who are above the age of 21 and who appear younger than
30, and who have boyfriends or husbands who need the transformation in
order to save their relationship – and win 100 grand.
Are you ready for a change? Tell us why!







